TOP THREE

Postmodern Icee Commercials, via texts from Tai:

1. Michael Jackson moonwalks thru sea of little white pills. Sarkozy and Obama glance downwards at Cherry Icee. Fin.

2. Russian bears and grandmas dancing. Sarah Palin with binoculars on her deck, downstairs bedrooms rocking. "Icee Russia from my house."

3. Billy Mays says: "YOU GOTTA SEE THIS," sips Icee, opens mouth, zoom in, Fawcett and Carradine are pouring Icee's on each other in heaven.

Two way tie for #3:

3. The world is populated by red Icee + white Icee couples. A red Icee falls in love with another red Icee. They go to Iowa to marry.