TOP THREE

Most hilarious sentences from the AV Club's live blog of the MJ funeral; and no, I don't believe anything is sacred (anymore). Sorry gravity-of-the-situation, but the whole thing had me in stitches all morning. Humans are soooo weird.

1. "At least Stevie Wonder doesn't have to look at the coffin while he's performing."

2. "Kudos to the editor who found that footage of Michael making out with Bubbles and said, 'You know what? Fuck it. It's going in.'"

3. "Al Sharpton first knew that Usher and Brooke Shields were dating in 1974, at the Harlem Expo...."