TOP THREE: THINGS I LEARNED TODAY

1. Andrew WK has a fantastic TV show in the works: "Each week two teams of teens -- with the help of experts, wrecking balls, and explosions -- obliterate some sort of large-scale vehicle or machine, then create something entirely different out of it. The winners get to annihilate the losers' work."
2. There is a 32 oz. bottle of Nature's Miracle Skunk Remover in my office.
   
3. Beyonce writes/buys/whateverz great songs.